Experience Mental Discharge Like a Total Pro
If our incredibly generous content offerings aren't enough for you, you can take this relationship to the next level and join MD Pro. Along with features available in a standard account, Pro members can see and do more. Further customize your profile, use any Moron Nation license, post dank memes in comments, and enjoy the site without advertising. Your contribution helps MD not suck on the teat of Google's contemptuous advertising platform that hates us anyway. As an added bonus, you'll also get to enjoy new features and content before the measly peasants squirming in anticipation beneath you.
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No Account
An average rando off the street who drunkenly wanders onto Mental Discharge from a social media link that's probably a decade old. Or a bot.
Features
Read and search articles
Cry alone at night
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Standard Member
The wise Mental Discharge user with a curious itch to scratch that resulted in the creation of an account. What adventures lie ahead?
Features
Read and search articles
Customize a user profile
Create a Moron Nation license
Post comments on articles
Access to classic MD articles from the days of yore
Access to BTS content for supported articles
Unlock achievements
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Pro Member
A Mental Discharge patron of taste and distinction who enjoys burning cash, doesn't shake hands, and only appreciates the finer things in life.
Features
Read and search articles
Customize a user profile
Create a Moron Nation license
Post comments on articles with access to media uploads, link support, and edits
Access to classic MD articles from the days of yore
Access to BTS content for supported articles
Unlock achievements
Access to upcoming articles before they go public
Use any Moron Nation license regardless of participation
Use a custom title that appears on comments
No advertising anywhere on the site nor their layout containers
Get a nifty Pro badge that appears next to your avatar
MD Pro is still in its early beta stages, so reach out if you're interested in a free, temporary membership to tinker around with. You must already have an existing, active MD account in order to qualify. Terms and conditions apply. Batteries not included. Some assembly may be required. This product may cause cancer if you live in California.