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The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.
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Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
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Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.
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It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
Disappointment looms over the inability of AIBO to hunt manflesh.
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Peacekeeping forces in Iraq may have to contend with an unlikely weapon of mass destruction.
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