Culture
Please Remain Seated Until the Authorities Arrive
Weapons, explosives, and flammable materials are now allowed on commercial flights as long as they're part of a passenger's personality.
Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs
Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of evil politicians.
The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test
Take our scientifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
Anal Beads are for Fat, Lazy, Stupid People
It's become a startling fact that people these days are too lazy to regard sex with even the slightest bit of effort.
Comedy Central
Six Silly Sanctimonies of Censorship
Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.