Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets
Show horrible drivers how to park with a good ol' windshield leaflet.
By Steven Cleamer- 07.18.2009
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Poor parking can be incredibly frustrating when you're trying to find a suitable spot during a shopping trip, a meal out, or a visit with friends. To address the issue, you might consider patiently waiting to have a friendly chat with the driver, leaving novelty tickets as a humorous reminder, or leaving a simple note regarding the infraction. Unfortunately, none of these teach the motorist the error of their ways.
This problem is solved with Mental Discharge's Parking Lesson Leaflets. These printable flyers not only clarify a bad parking job, but provide a resolution with clear, concise instructions.
Instructions
Select a desired leaflet.
Select the leaflet you want by clicking its corresponding image with your mouse. This act is performed by engaging impulses from your brain to your arm via the nervous system.
Print your desired leaflet.
Print your leaflet from your printer using precious ink that cost more than the printer itself.
Leave your lesson.
Place the leaflet between the wiper and the windshield so the offending driver can appreciate the knowledge you just dropped on them.
Use this leaflet for a driver who didn't even come close to getting their vehicle in between the two clearly visible lines.
Use this leaflet for a driver who parked their vehicle too close to yours after the fact, thinking you enter and exit your vehicle like the Dukes do the General Lee.
Use this leaflet for the driver who's amazing vehicle must make the ultimate sacrifice of a neighboring parking space.
Use this leaflet for the driver who clearly miscalculated the distance between their car and yours while parallel parking.
Use this leaflet for the driver who has no desire to align their vehicle with the flow of traffic.
Use this leaflet for the driver who needs to park as close to their destination as possible.
Use this leaflet for the driver who can't comprehend that no means no.
Use this leaflet for the driver who has ignorantly misjudged the size of their vehicle.
Use this leaflet for the driver who decided to create their own parking spot.
