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The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

By Steven Cleamer

After a long hiatus, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

There Is an Epidemic of TV Hosts Who Are Complete Pussies

By Steven Cleamer

The arbiters of late-night are no longer in the business of entertaining audiences, but instead looking for their shoulders to cry on.

Call of Duty Thinks You're Too Retarded to Handle Foul Language

A franchise built on the horrors of war will make the experience safer by punishing those who fight with words.

Wearing a Mask in 2023 Is a Statement That You're Retarded

Some people still have yet to learn that covering your face with polypropylene from China doesn't impress anybody.

Everyone in the Airport Restroom Has Ass Cancer

Our bathroom sanctuaries have fallen victim to the clutches of diabetic Americans boasting more rolls than a Texas Roadhouse.

Sell Me Your Product, Then Promptly Shut the Fuck Up

Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their stuff.

She-Hulk Proves That in the Marvel Universe, Men Are the Enemy

I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.

Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs

Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of evil politicians.

Dr. Fauci Is the Scientist From The Dark Crystal

Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his puppetry.

The Curious Case of Ingesting Ivermectin

Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should ever be left unturned.

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

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