Wearing a Mask in 2023 Is a Statement That You're Retarded
If you haven't gotten the message by now, covering your face with polypropylene from China is dumb.
Call of Duty Thinks You're Too Retarded to Handle Foul Language
Go ahead and murder that guy. It's cool. Just don't say any mean things to him because it might hurt his feelings.
Google's Retarded Censorship Machine Doesn't like My Opinions
The most prolific distributor of lies and propaganda on the entire planet says my inane takes are harmful.
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Everyone in the Airport Restroom Has Ass Cancer
Our bathroom sanctuaries have fallen victim to the clutches of diabetic Americans boasting more rolls than a Texas Roadhouse.
Sell Me Your Product, Then Promptly Shut the Fuck Up
Corporations seem to think they need to hold my hand and tell me how to live when all I want to do is buy their crap.
She-Hulk Proves That in the Marvel Universe, Men Are the Enemy
I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.
Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs
Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of worthless politicians.
Dr. Fauci Is the Scientist From The Dark Crystal
Jim Henson's cult fantasy film was a warning to us all of our impending doom through the tales of his creative puppetry.
Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure
Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.
I Think MSNBC Has Turned Me Into a Super Gay Racist
The constant badgering about how horrible I am for simply existing has finally made me change my ways.
The Curious Case of Ingesting Ivermectin
Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should be left unturned.
J.J. Abrams Killed the Star Trek Franchise
The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that once expertly challenged moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.
The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test
Take our specifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.
The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason
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