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New MAHA Mountain Dew Flavors Help Ditch Disease

RFK Jr. going to war with the food industry means the folks over at Mountain Dew need to come up with a new game plan.

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The New Mental Discharge Has Arrived for Some Reason

After a long hiatus, a ton of hysteria, and a tiny burning sensation, Mental Discharge is back to give running a web site one more go.

Television

There Is an Epidemic of TV Hosts Who Are Complete Pussies

The arbiters of late-night are no longer in the business of entertaining audiences, but instead looking for their shoulders to cry on.

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Fucking Retarded

Call of Duty Thinks You're Too Retarded to Handle Foul Language

A franchise built on the horrors of war will make the experience safer by punishing those who fight with words.

Fucking Retarded

Wearing a Mask in 2023 Is a Statement That You're Retarded

Some people still have yet to learn that covering your face with polypropylene from China doesn't impress anybody.

Television

She-Hulk Proves That in the Marvel Universe, Men Are the Enemy

I may not know anything about comics or the Marvel universe, but I can easily spot a bitter, angry, insufferable woman.

Humanity

Promote an Open Business With Anti-Mandate Entry Signs

Let patrons of your business know they can feel safe inside your establishment from the tyrannical posturing of evil politicians.

Movies

Dr. Fauci Is the Scientist From The Dark Crystal

A cult fantasy film made by Jim Henson about puppets suffering in a chaotic world accurately portrays the insanity of today.

Television

Dexter: New Blood is Yet Another Master Class in Failure

Showtime fails its second attempt at giving a worthy ending to the horrific and exhilarating exploits of Dexter Morgan.

Medical Advisory

The Curious Case of Ingesting Ivermectin

Ivermectin may only familiarize patients with aisle nine at Tractor Supply, but no kidney stone should ever be left unturned.

Sci-Fi

J.J. Abrams Killed the Star Trek Franchise

The 55th anniversary of Star Trek is a bittersweet reminder of a science fiction saga that no longer challenges moral, political, and philosophical dilemmas.

Humanity

The Concord Research Group Racism Measurement Test

Take our scientifically formulated and carefully constructed test that analyzes, scores, and rates your level of racism.

Humanity

Six Silly Sanctimonies of Censorship

Poorly executed attempts at censorship that only serve to promote the continued ignorance of society.

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Teach Proper Parking with Parking Lesson Leaflets

Provide those with poor parking skills the guidance they need using Parking Lesson Leaflets.

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